WhaT’s TrainWreck WaTching? ‘The Suicide Squad’
FOLKS! Get your popcorn because Maniac, Casali Files and MereKat break down the newest from the DC universe, ‘The Suicide Squad.’ As always, sponsored by Picasso’s Pizza, go to picassospizza.net for the best deals on the best pizza in WNY.
BREAKING: Buffalo Bills Sign Local Middle Schooler to Learn the Art of Twitter-Trolling
*This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* Butch “Meany Face” McGavin on the verge of dropping absolute heat towards his teammates. […]
Trainwreck Tonight 207: Summer Summer Summertime
FOLKS, MANIAC and Degenerate Al recap a fairly crazy weekend, look ahead in the NBA/NHL Playoffs and recap a disappointing showing from Team Trainwreck at Harrison Phillips’ Charity Bocce Ball Event. Follow along on all the platforms or Apple Podcasts below. Sponsored by Outlet Liquor. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trainwreck-tonight-207-summer-summer-summertime/id1161947471?i=1000525508201
RHONY Recap and Power Rankings: Season 13, Episode 6
Disclaimer: The Real Housewives are superstars. It’s fair to say that mathematically it’s just as difficult to become a Real Housewife on BRAVO as it is to play professional sports, if not moreso. For these reasons, my analysis of RHONY and RHOBH will reflect their stature. Power Rankings Following Episode 5 1. Sonja Morgan 2. […]
RHONY Recap and Power Rankings: Season 13, Episode 5
Disclaimer: The Real Housewives are superstars. It’s fair to say that mathematically it’s just as difficult to become a Real Housewive on BRAVO as it is to play professional sports, if not moreso. For these reasons, my analysis of RHONY and RHOBH will reflect their stature. Power Rankings Following Episode 4 1. Eboni Williams 2. […]
Trainwreck Tonight 205: Fans in the Stands
MANIAC and Degenerate Al are back coming off a crazy weekend where Phil Mickelson proved impossible is nothing and the NBA/NHL playoff-sphere rolled on. They’re joined by WNY’s favorite Brother to talk his trip to MSG, Julio, ride the Avalanche and talk about fans in the stands. Also check us out on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trainwreck-tonight-205-fans-in-the-stands/id1161947471?i=1000522972855 […]
RHONY Recap and Power Rankings: Season 13, Episode 3
Disclaimer: The Real Housewives are superstars. It’s fair to say that mathematically it’s just as difficult to become a Real Housewive on BRAVO as it is to play professional sports, if not moreso. For these reasons, my analysis of RHONY and RHOBH will reflect their stature. Power Rankings Following Episode 2 1. Luann 2. Leah […]
BREAKING: WNYers to Receive an Extra Stimulus Check as Compensation for Being a Sabres Fan
BY: DANFORD WASHINGTON, DC – The Congress of the United States of ‘Murica passed a new stimulus bill directed at Western New Yorkers this Friday. Despite the chaos currently rampaging through the legislative branch of the free world, it seems the country was in agreement when it came to Buffalo, NY. A unanimous vote in […]
BREAKING: Buffalo Bills Draft Josh Vinson Jr. With Their First Round Pick
BY: DANFORD CLEVELAND, OH – With their first pick in the 2021 NFL Draft, the Buffalo Bills have selected 4-year-old Josh Vinson Jr. This comes after Josh won the inaugural “Battle of the Joshes,” a fierce competition between over a thousand different people named Josh, of all ages, from all over the country. Josh took […]
BREAKING: CDC Recommends Sabres Fans Don Paper Bags, Reduce Exposure to Losing
*This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* BY: DANFORD BUFFALO, NY – The CDC issued new safety guidelines this Saturday, specifically […]