The Buffalo Bills’ Odds To Win It All
By Intern Gabby The Buffalo Bills finished the 2020 NFL season with a 13-3 record, winning 2 games in the playoffs. However, the Bills ended their season with a loss to the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship Game. That final game against the Chiefs really showed everyone what the Buffalo Bills biggest weakness […]
The Bills Become First Football Team to Best Two Opponents in One Game
Written by Danford *This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* KANSAS CITY, KS — In what was strangely reminiscent of Canadian […]
Three Keys to Victory Against the Chiefs
The Kansas City Chiefs are widely regarded as one of the NFL’s best teams. This holds true despite a 2-2 start to the season. The Chiefs have lost to the Ravens and the Chargers, while winning games against the Browns and the Eagles. They come into “Sunday Night Football” as three point favorites (-3) on […]
The 1-2 Punch in the Bills Run Game
It is safe to say that coming into 2021, one of the Bills main focuses on offense was going to be their run game. A season ago, the team proved that they could do literally everything else on the offensive side of the ball, but may have shown that their inability to run the ball […]
3 Big Things We’ve Learned Through 3 Weeks of Bills Football (In no particular order)
Written by Cullen Tonge (@tongec2018) 1. Re-signing Matt Milano was one of the, if not the best, free agent signings of the NFL offseason. We all knew that going into the offseason that signing Matt Milano back to our beloved Bills was going to be tough. Many of us didn’t think that it was even […]
Josh Allen Reportedly Trained with Roy Kent to Break Performance Funk
Written by Danford (@danfordian_) *This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* Roy Kent staring in absolute disgust at the ‘little pricks’ […]
In Anticipation of a Super Bowl Run, Josh Allen Breaks The Buffalo Curse
*This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* The one man who is stopping the Buffalo Bills from winning a Super Bowl […]
Trainwreck Tonight 212
Sponsored by Outlet Liquor and Picasso’s Pizza, the ultimate combo as we gear up for some big weekends on tap in the fall. MANIAC and Degenerate Al are back, they’re reacting to a week of actual football, Eichel on a billboard, and we check in with Maniac’s recent parlay and weather exploits. https://embed.podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trainwreck-tonight-212-sponsored-by-outlet-liquor-picassos/id1161947471?i=1000532271581
Buffalo Bills Veteran Warns Opponents to “Watch Out” For This Young DE
Back in July, we gave our predictions for some totally real Buffalo Bills regular season awards on The Crowd Assist Podcast. The awards we predicted the recipients for include: Best Newcomer Most Improved Offensive MVP Defensive MVP Team MVP When it came to selecting players we thought would improve on last season, we all keyed […]
Tired of Success, Pegulas Threaten to Move Buffalo Bills To Austin
*This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* BUFFALO, NY – Continuing their efforts to thwart the welcomed success of their own […]