“The Great Conjunction” Eclipsed by Bills’ First Division Championship in 25 Years
“The Great Conjunction” Eclipsed by Bills’ First Division Championship in 25 Years
New TikTok Dance, the “Boo-Hoo JuJu,” Emerges After Steelers Tough Loss to Bills
BY: DANFORD ORCHARD PARK, NY — A new TikTok dance fad, the “Boo-Hoo JuJu,” has emerged across the country, sources reported on Monday. This comes after the Steelers suffered a reality-inducing loss Sunday night to the Buffalo Bills, an AFC powerhouse. Pittsburgh Steelers WR JuJu Smith-Schuster trotted to centerfield during pre-game warmups and proceeded to […]
Beane Ousts Bob The Builder As Top Architect in the Country After Establishing the Buffalo Bills as a Powerhouse
Brandon Beane isn’t your ordinary football GM — he’s the architect of the best team in the AFC East.
Trainwreck Tonight 190 ft. MereKat, Duane and DeweyCrocs
FOLKS!!! It was a #VictoryTuesday and Degenerate Al and MANIAC had a monster episode with Bills talk, Bulls talk, gambling, NHL is on its way back and much much more.Could they handle the gauntlet of guests of MereKat, Duane, and DeweyCrocs? Click to find out, also available on Apple Pods and Spotify. Like/Subscribe. Sponsored By PicassosPizza
Tyreek Hill big day helps Secure Playoff Spot in Fantasy Football League
BY: DANFORD *This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental. * TAMPA, FL – Tyreek Hill told reporters on Tuesday that he […]
Bills See the Light, Convert to Catholicism After TWO Successful Opposing Hail Mary’s
BY: DANFORD *This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental. * ORCHARD PARK, NY – After seeing the terrifying power of the […]