BREAKING: Ted Lasso to Become Sabres’ Next Head Coach
BY: DANFORD RICHMOND, ENG – After a whirlwind of coaching changes the likes of which any professional sports league has ever seen, the Buffalo Sabres finally have their guy – Ted Lasso. This comes after the swift removal of the previous Sabres head coach, Ralph Krueger. Krueger once famously stated that his team performed poorly […]
BREAKING: Sabres’ HC Ralph Kruger To Send His Players on a Sorority Retreat
BY: DANFORD DESTIN, FL – In a final attempt to bring the Buffalo Sabres out of the NHL’s gutter, HC Ralph Kruger will send his players on a sorority retreat, per inside sources. “The boys really need to get away and connect at a deep, emotional level,” said the head coach of the worst team […]
Trainwreck Sports LLC. Becomes Official Media Partner of 26 Shirts
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: It was made official this morning that 26 Shirts will be bringing on Sports/Entertainment brand Trainwreck Sports as a partner for future media projects, product releases and much more. “Getting selected by 26 Shirts is a dream come true.” said Degenerate Al “Del, Dan, and his team, have done so much for […]
Trainwreck Tonight 196 Post-Super Bowl LV Edition
FOLKKKKKS another NFL season in the books and unfortunately another Brady title. Degenerate Al and MANIAC react with New Englander Rebecca Thornburg, talk about Brady’s legacy with Joe Licata, and discuss the Sabres debacle and hopefully road to recovery with WrestleDUANEia. Also on Apple Podcasts!! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trainwreck-tonight-196-post-super-bowl-lv-edition-ft/id1161947471?i=1000508413059 LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!!!!
BREAKING: Super Bowl XV to be Preceded by Meme Bowl I
*This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* BY: DANFORD HYPE HOUSE, CA – In a last-minute attempt to drive up ratings […]
Trainwreck Tracker- Super Bowl LV Edition
FooooOOooolks! Hope all is well with you during what is a downswing to be a Buffalo sports fan. Tom Brady, AB84 and Gronk are facing off against the team that knocked the Bills out last week in the Super Bowl. The Sabres were doing ok?(fact check) but now the health of their roster and coach […]
Nickelodeon To Show MMA in Next Big Collaboration, Teaching Kids the Wholesome Art of Kicking Ass
*This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* BY: DANFORD LAS VEGAS, NV – Following the unprecedented success of their fun-filled and […]
Bills’ Fan Pawns Off Future First-Born in Final Effort to Acquire Coveted Playoff Ticket
Authorized and 100% legit reseller, ‘RumpleBillsFan,’ looks on wistfully as he holds the ultra-rare and highly sought-after Buffalo Bills playoff ticket.
A Farewell to 2020 (Buffalo Bills Edition)
BY: DANFORD It is a truth universally acknowledged that 2020 has been the worst year in recent history. It took so much and gifted us with so little. It acted like a bad first date, ordering an economies’ worth of food and not bothering to chip in for the bill. 2020 would have taken the […]
BREAKING: Josh Allen Receives COLE for Christmas
BY: DANFORD BUFFALO, NY – In a shocking turn of events, reporters have learned that Santa gifted Josh Allen with coal this Christmas. In fact, Josh Allen told reporters that this is the THIRD YEAR IN A ROW he has received the naughty material. This comes after Josh Allen has been recognized as the uncontested […]