Josh Allen Reportedly Trained with Roy Kent to Break Performance Funk
Written by Danford (@danfordian_) *This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* Roy Kent staring in absolute disgust at the ‘little pricks’ […]
In Anticipation of a Super Bowl Run, Josh Allen Breaks The Buffalo Curse
*This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* The one man who is stopping the Buffalo Bills from winning a Super Bowl […]
Trainwreck Tonight 212
Sponsored by Outlet Liquor and Picasso’s Pizza, the ultimate combo as we gear up for some big weekends on tap in the fall. MANIAC and Degenerate Al are back, they’re reacting to a week of actual football, Eichel on a billboard, and we check in with Maniac’s recent parlay and weather exploits. https://embed.podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trainwreck-tonight-212-sponsored-by-outlet-liquor-picassos/id1161947471?i=1000532271581
Buffalo Bills Veteran Warns Opponents to “Watch Out” For This Young DE
Back in July, we gave our predictions for some totally real Buffalo Bills regular season awards on The Crowd Assist Podcast. The awards we predicted the recipients for include: Best Newcomer Most Improved Offensive MVP Defensive MVP Team MVP When it came to selecting players we thought would improve on last season, we all keyed […]
Tired of Success, Pegulas Threaten to Move Buffalo Bills To Austin
*This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* BUFFALO, NY – Continuing their efforts to thwart the welcomed success of their own […]
Trainwreck Tonight 210: Dog Days of Summer
Degenerate AL and Maniac are BACKKKKKK and did anything happen this past weekend? We backtrack through the weekend that was and bark our way into August and this final stretch before football comes back. Like and Subscribe! Also on Apple Podcasts! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trainwreck-tonight-210-dog-days-of-summer/id1161947471?i=10005308168
BREAKING: Buffalo Bills Sign Local Middle Schooler to Learn the Art of Twitter-Trolling
*This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* Butch “Meany Face” McGavin on the verge of dropping absolute heat towards his teammates. […]
2021/2022 Buffalo Bills Preseason Awards
By Cullen Tonge With training camp just a couple of weeks away, Buffalo Bills fans around the world are gearing up for another season of high-flying Bills football. I am sure we can all agree that the years of absolutely sucking are behind us and we all have one common goal in mind: a Super […]
5 Concept Helmets the Buffalo Bills Need to Wear
The NFL recently decided to retract their policy of only allowing one helmet per player per season, which will allow teams to add an alternate lid to their uniform rotations beginning in the 2022 season. Throughout the years, we’ve seen many unique throwback jerseys and some completely miss the mark due to the color clash […]
Josh Allen Basically Did the Worst Thing That Josh Allen Could Do
People gathered from all over the region yesterday, not to see Aaron Boone overmanage the evil empire, not to see the Blue Jays make fundamental mistakes, not even to hear Conehead’s guarantee. They gathered to see Josh Allen fire a rocket for the first pitch of a Major League Baseball game in Buffalo. Before people […]