The CAP’s Buffalo Bills Mock Draft 1.0
Last night Muki Hawkins joined me (Wake Jatkins) and Kevin Massare on The Crowd Assist Podcast and for the first time this year, we did a live Buffalo Bills Mock Draft using The Draft Network’s Mock Draft Machine. Muki said that this might be his favorite mock draft yet, but we want to know what […]
The Buffalo Sabres: My Trashy Reality TV Show
BY JORDAN ROSAS Some people watch soap operas, others watch influencer content on social media. My girlfriend watches The Bachelor, and recently, Love Island. She starts off just wanting some mindless trash tv to put on in the background after a long day of work. Without fail though, at some point in the season, she’ll […]
BREAKING: The Buffalo Sabres WON a GAME (NOT SATIRE!)
BY: DANFORD BUFFALO, NY – You read that headline right, folks. After what felt like an eternity, the Buffalo Sabres have won an actual hockey game. An impressive feat, I know. I’m going to be real with all of you – this brings me zero joy (besides the players finally getting to smile again). I […]
NL East Preview: Are the Mets actually back?
The NL East is as wide open as ever, but the New York Mets seems to be drawing the most attention from fans around the league. The attention is warranted, however the Mets will be playing in arguably the most competitive division in baseball. For example, the “weakest” team in the division, the Miami Marlins, made the playoffs in 2020 after being considered one of the worst teams in the MLB and will look to build on that with their prospect laden roster. Plus you have Bryce Harper’s Philadelphia Phillies, Juan Soto’s Washington Nationals, and Ronald Acuna Jr.’s Atlanta Braves.
Minnesota is Running Wild
By Nick Lenahan I’ll be honest, I didn’t see the Wild playing as well as they have at the beginning of the season. Nothing against Minnesota at all, I think they have great pieces and a perfect mix of young and veteran talent. With that being said, Vegas, St. Louis, and Colorado alone have to […]
Why I Don’t Accept Stipe Miocic’s Apology
BY: JORDAN ROSAS On Saturday night, No. 1 ranked contender Francis Ngannou defeated UFC heavyweight champion Stipe Miocic by second-round KO. Ngannou, who holds the world record for the hardest punch ever measured, hit the 38-year-old now ex-champion with a sneaky left hand in round 2. Miocic was out before he hit the ground. It […]
The Best WrestleMania Tournament- Sweet 16 Results
BY: ZACH MCADOO Folks, the results are in for the Sweet 16. we had some close matchups in this round, and it looks like they will be even closer going forward. Which WrestleMania’s move on to the Elite 8, which WrestleMania’s are going home? Let’s get into the votes. View Bracket Vote here Sweet 16: […]
NBA Players of the Week: Week 14
By: Donovan Holden In week fourteen the Association gave us a high-energy and explosive guard from each conference. The Western Conference stand out is arguably the fastest player in the league when dribbling the rock, and scored in bunches this past week for his team. The winner from the Eastern Conference is referred to as […]
BREAKING: Degenerate Al Receives BYE Into Final Four of Labatt Blue Pop-a-ShotaPalooza
FOLKS, there were a lot of questionable moments from the Opening Round of the Labatt Blue Pop-a-ShotaPalooza this past weekend. From whether or not Degenerate Al could cover the spread, to Producer Don’s wardrobe, to Merekat’s love of hamburger helper…A LOT of the opening round left the audience enthralled for more, but also scratching their […]
The Best WrestleMania Tournament-Round 2
BY: ZACH MCADOO Folks we the round of 32 is now over and done with. We have 16 WrestleMania’s that will move onto the “Sweet 16” and 16 that will fade into mediocrity. Which Mania’s have moved on? Let’s get into the final results for Round of 32! Vote here View the Bracket here Round […]