Hayden Hurst: from Pirates Pitcher to Falcons TE
BY: ZACH MCADOO A few nights ago, I was scrolling through Tik Tok when I found a video showing how Falcons Hayden Hurst went from the Pittsburgh Pirates organization to being a Tight End in the NFL. Me, being the big baseball fan I am, I wondered how that happened. Well, the story is sadder […]
‘The Mandalorian’ Continues to Show As Far as Star Wars…This is the Way
FOOLLLKSSSS, hope you are having a great start to your Saturday. Despite a lackluster 2020, we’ve been treated to some great documentaries and tv shows along the way. One program with particularly high expectations was Disney’s ‘The Mandalorian’ a series that captured our brains with amazing storylines and our hearts with the cute oversized ears […]
Bills See the Light, Convert to Catholicism After TWO Successful Opposing Hail Mary’s
BY: DANFORD *This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental. * ORCHARD PARK, NY – After seeing the terrifying power of the […]
Trainwreck Sports: Holiday 2020 Web Store Sale
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Train Tracks of the Week: December 4th, 2020
Giving you the new music you deserve. Updated on a weekly basis courtesy of DJ Supreme and Ty B. #ThisTrainNeverStops ?
Turkey Bowl: Thanksgiving and football are essential
BY: CULLEN TONGE With Thanksgiving, all wrapped up and leftovers finally being either finished or thrown out, Christmas is on the way. As Christmas comes, we have to say goodbye to Thanksgiving, or do we? One tradition of Thanksgiving that can continue all the way through the New Year is the one and only “Turkey […]
Dredging Up the Drought: #1 George Wilson
By Alex “MereKat” LeMere Webster’s Dictionary defines a drought as a period of dr…Just kidding, folks. You really thought I was about to use the good ol’ “Webster’s defines as” intro for a second, didn’t ya?? Welcome to the first installment of “Dredging Up the Drought”. A new series I have been playing around with […]
Buffalo Sabres: 2020-21 Lineup Predictions
BY: KEVIN BOGDAN Over the past few months, new General Manager Kevyn Adams has added some solid pieces to this not so solid Sabres team. Additions include Taylor Hall, Eric Staal, Tobias Rieder, Cody Eakin, and Matt Irwin. Dylan Cozens, Casey Mittelstadt, Artuu Ruotsalainen, Tage Thompson, and CJ Smith are also potential players that can […]
Houston Rockets, Washington Wizards, who won the Westbrook-Wall deal?
BY: CULLEN TONGE Only a few short years ago, he was a triple-double God. As one of the best all-around athletes that we have ever seen, Russell Westbrook had it all. The speed, the endurance, the strength, the skills; it was all there. John Wall was a former number one overall pick in 2010 […]
The Miracle of Safety in Motorsports
BY: ZACH MCADOO On Sunday, November 29, the drivers of Formula 1 were getting ready to take on the twists and turns of the 3.363-mile track of Bahrain International Circuit. The drivers hit the grid and waited for the lights to flip to green. The lights flicked from red to green, and the drivers hit […]