In a Night Filled With Amazing Buffalo Storylines, Ryan Fitzpatrick Stole the Show

FooOoooOOOlks! Let’s face it– if you’re clicking this article you likely know that the Buffalo Bills demolished the New England Patriots last night in the Super Wild Card round. You likely know that the Bills offense scored touchdowns on their first 7 drives. You likely know that the defense made Mac Jones look like an infant amongst ogres. You likely know they executed one of the worst fake spike plays in history:



Needless to say there was a lot to be fired up about early and often last night. What you may not know however, is that Ryan Fucking Fitzpatrick was at this damn game! The only explanation I have off the top is that due to his years here and especially the 2011 home game he has developed a sort of fetish regarding beating the Patriots or seeing Bill Belichick get pwn3d.

As always, the Fitz content was as magical as a 2 night-3 day trip to Walt Disney World:


Because here’s the thing about Ryan Fitzpatrick. I know nobody knows this but he went to Harvard which immediately makes him better than everyone. Thanks to his superiority, he realized the Bills offensive firepower was quite significant and reasoned the only thing he could do was take off his shirt:


Whether it’s throwing game winning touchdown passes and screaming his face off or going shirtless and rallying BillsMafia to their biggest playoff win at home in 3 decades, this Fitzmagic never stops.