Well, isn’t that a kick in the dick!?

BY: JAY MANN Will Fuller is the second WR1 the Texans have lost this year. After losing Nuk (Hopkins) in that tire fire of an offseason, Fuller slid into the WR1 slot like a thirsty, dad-bod having 40 something would into…insert any hot girl’s name here…DM’s. After bursting onto the NFL scene like the Kool-Aid […]

Tyreek Hill big day helps Secure Playoff Spot in Fantasy Football League

BY: DANFORD *This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.  * TAMPA, FL – Tyreek Hill told reporters on Tuesday that he […]

Game Preview: Bills in search of golden win against 49ers

BY: JOE KONZE JR Sloppy, haphazard, hit-or-miss. These are just a few words you could use to describe Buffalo’s 27-17 victory over Los Angeles Chargers on Sunday. But at 8-3, a primetime game coming up on Monday night, and the AFC East title staring them right in the face, to the Bills, a win is […]