What Team USA’s Olympic Hockey Team Would Look Like with NHL Players
Written by Justin Bott Unfortunately, the NHL announced that none of their players would participate in the 2022 Winter Olympics. However, the Olympics are here and there’s never been a better time to imagine what could’ve been. Here’s my hypothetical national team representing the United States for hockey: LW C RW Johnny Gaudreau Auston Matthews […]
Buffalo Sabres Traded Jack Eichel – But Who Did They Get?
Written By Intern Justin The Buffalo Sabres finally did it and traded Jack Eichel to the Vegas Golden Knights last week on November 4. Eichel, who had been on the Sabres since 2015, got into a dispute with management over how to handle a surgery for a herniated disk in his neck. The center got […]
The Buffalo Sabres Disconnect: Not just with Eichel, but the Fans too
BY: DUANE A. STEINEL Sabres fans have become all too familiar with the end-of-season locker clean-out interviews before the NHL playoffs begin. It’s usually an opportunity to get tiny shreds of honesty from players on how they felt about the season and, as I stated before, another year of not making the post-season. You get […]
BREAKING: WNYers to Receive an Extra Stimulus Check as Compensation for Being a Sabres Fan
BY: DANFORD WASHINGTON, DC – The Congress of the United States of ‘Murica passed a new stimulus bill directed at Western New Yorkers this Friday. Despite the chaos currently rampaging through the legislative branch of the free world, it seems the country was in agreement when it came to Buffalo, NY. A unanimous vote in […]
BREAKING: CDC Recommends Sabres Fans Don Paper Bags, Reduce Exposure to Losing
*This article is satire. Information in this article is fictitious, however similar it may be to real events. Accounts from public figures and businesses mentioned by name are invented. Any parallels found to actual people, businesses, and events is purely coincidental.* BY: DANFORD BUFFALO, NY – The CDC issued new safety guidelines this Saturday, specifically […]
Bogdan’s Bandwagons: With the Sabres Eliminated, Who are You Riding With?
BY: KEVIN BOGDAN Since the Buffalo Sabres season has been an absolute dumpster fire, I have been looking to jump on another team’s bandwagon to have a rooting interest in the NHL Playoffs. I have not chosen any teams that are rivals (or ex-rivals) of the Sabres. Even though I would love to see Jumbo […]
Another New Low: Don Granato hopes to fix Krueger’s mistakes and a fed up fanbase
BY: DUANE A. STEINEL It’s been a while since I’ve been able to write anything. Not just as an avid Buffalo Sabres fan, but a hockey fan as well. The Sabres have once again sucked the passion out of me with their lackluster performances game after game after game. The Buffalo Sabres are a laughing […]
BREAKING: Sabres’ HC Ralph Kruger To Send His Players on a Sorority Retreat
BY: DANFORD DESTIN, FL – In a final attempt to bring the Buffalo Sabres out of the NHL’s gutter, HC Ralph Kruger will send his players on a sorority retreat, per inside sources. “The boys really need to get away and connect at a deep, emotional level,” said the head coach of the worst team […]
Bogdan’s Breakdown: A Climate Report of the Sabres’ Fanbase
BY: KEVIN BOGDAN When the Sabres returned to action Monday evening against the Islanders, the fanbase wasn’t sure how the team would play after a two-week hiatus with multiple players testing positive for the Coco (COVID-19). Many of us, including myself, expected some flat legs and some sloppy hockey, especially against a boring style team […]
Duane Says: What Happened to My Team?
BY: DUANE A. STEINEL Do you remember how exciting this team used to be? Some of you might not but I do. Even before those teams from 2005-09 that were just special, I hold the teams from the late ’90s to early 2000s closer to my heart. Guys like Pat Lafontaine, Rob Ray, Brian Holzinger, […]